I'm such a reality show whore and this just fills the bill. I love it.
Lovely Lita should go back to being a meter maid (my apologies to the Beatles for slaughtering their song) I dislike her slutty ways.
The boat I mean yacht date sounded like so much fun, I wish I had been there. And the photo shoot... what a hoot.
This is just the best 'verse. Thanks for writing and sharing with all of us. You rock and roll, seriously!
&hearts T