I must admit that, during my latest bout of online porn reading (distinctly yaoi-flavored this time around), that the "related" ads are starting to be quite hilarious.  You know, the ones that, judging by whatever page you're reading, supposedly know what you're most likely to shop for?  Because here I am, reading out and out SMUT and the ads at the bottom of the page are trying to sell me a new fireplace (but, hey, throw in two naked boys wrestling in front of said fireplace and you just might have yourself a deal).  Oh, and apparently there's a site online where I can purchase an Uchiha Sasuke.  Nifty, says I, I've always wanted one.  Does he come with a free adult!Naruto?  You know, the fanon one with the broad shoulders and bulging muscles?  'Cause I've always wanted one of those, too...

Now, someone tell me where I can find a naked Dante Sparda to chain to my bed and I'll start digging out the credit cards...